Following the free fall of dollar within the past three days, after the federal government through the Central Bank implented new Forex policy, Sen. Ben Bruce on twitter this money, asked Acting President, Yemi Osinbajo to teach his boss, how to do his magic, see his tweet below.

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Saturday, February 25

27-yr-old Sentenced To Death For Killing Human Rights Lawyer
An Ikeja High Court yesterday
sentenced 27-year-old Oluwaseun
Oladapo, to death by hanging for
murdering a Lagos based human rights
lawyer, Mr Kunle Fadipe and his
mother-in-law, Mrs Cecilia Owolabi.
In her judgement, justice Oluwatoyin
Ipaye found Oladapo guilty on a five-
count charge of murder, armed robbery
and assault occasioning harm pressed
against him by the state.
Handing down her sentence, Justice
said: “On count one, you Oluwaseun
Oladapo, is to be hung by the neck till
you are dead.
“On count three, you Oluwaseun
Oladapo, is to be hung by the neck till
you are dead.
“On count four, you Oluwaseun Oladapo
is sentenced to three years in prison.
“On count five, you Oluwaseun Oladapo
is sentenced to three years in prison.
“The terms of imprisonment of counts
three, four and five is that they should
run concurrently. This is the judgment
of the court.”
Earlier before the sentence was passed,
counsel to the convict, Mr Worer
Obuagbaka pleaded for mercy on
behalf of the convict.
“I ask this honourable court to give him
a second chance, he is a young man who
is still useful to society, I urge this
honourable court to please temper
justice with mercy,” Obuagbaka said.
Responding, prosecuting counsel, Mrs
O.A Olugasa said: “The deceased was
not given a second chance, his children
were not given a second chance to have
their father with them.
“I urge the court to give the harshest
punishment to the convict so that justice
can be seen to be done.”
Oladapo, allegedly murdered the
lawyer at 3am on July 4, 2014 at his
residence located at No. 1 Harmony
Estate, Ifako-Ijaiye, Iju, Lagos.
The prosecution was led by Mr Adeniji
Kazeem, the Lagos State Attorney
General and Commissioner for Justice
and Mrs Idowu Alakija, the Director of
Public Prosecution (DPP).
Oladapo, was also charged with the
murder of Mrs Cecelia Owolabi, the
mother-in-law to the late Fadipe, but
the charge of murder was commuted to
assault occasioning harm by the court.
Explaining the reason for why the
murder charge of Owolabi was rejected,
Justice Ipaye said: “The prosecution did
not prove a direct link between the
actions of the defendant and the death
of Madam Cecelia Owolabi.
“He is however, found guilty of the
assault occasioning harm of Madam
Cecelia Owolabi.”
During the trial, the wife of the late
lawyer, Mrs Kemi Fadipe, in her
testimony gave a graphic details of how
the lawyer was murdered.
Kemi, a school proprietress said: “My
husband came in late from the office at
10pm and he was preparing for a flight
to Abuja the following day, we both had
retired to our bedroom.
“Our home is a five – bedroom duplex
and there was no electricity that night,
the home was well lit because the
generator was on.
“At 11.45pm, power was restored and
my son Folahanmi went to put off the
generator, a few minutes after he left,
he came running upstairs screaming for
help.
“He had a stab wound on his head and
was being pursued by the defendant
who was armed with a knife.
“The commotion alerted my husband
and I rushed to the anti-room upstairs
where we saw the defendant and
Folahanmi.
“The defendant was saying that
someone had to die today and
demanded N500,000, threatening us
that members of his gang had
surrounded the house.
“We knelt down to plead with him and
my husband instructed me to get a
white envelope containing cash from
the jacket of his suit.
“When the envelope was handed over
to the defendant, he was dissatisfied
and demanded for laptops and phones
and we told him those items were
downstairs.
“He for no reason, lunged at Folahanmi
with a knife and my husband stepped in
to save him and he was stabbed in his
neck and his chest.”
This Joke Cracked Me Up (Photo)

Osinbajo Faces Tough Times In Aso Rock
Indications have emerged that Acting
President Yemi Osinbajo is facing
pressure with loaded activities
resulting from the continued absence
of President Muhammadu Buhari.
President Buhari left Nigeria over a
month ago for the United Kingdom
(UK) where he is currently receiving
medical attention.
Buhari had in separate letters to the
leadership of the Senate and the
House of Representatives, transmitted
power to Osinbajo to perform the
duties of the President in acting
capacity until he returns.
The President on February 6,
dispatched another letter expressing
his desire to extend the vacation in
order to undergo a series of medical
tests as recommended by London
doctors.
Saturday Telegraph gathered that
since President Buhari’s departure, the
traffic of activities in Aso Rock has
shifted to the Vice- President’s office
wing with a series of events and
meetings engaging the acting
President attention.
Osinbajo, who heads the President’s
Economic Management Team (EMT),
also presides over the National
Economic Council (NEC).
This comprises the governors of the 36
states of the federation, governor of
the Central Bank if Nigeria (CBN) and
other top government officials. With
the absence of President Buhari, the
acting President has also been
presiding over the weekly Federal
Executive Council (FEC).
Investigations of his weekly schedule
show that the Acting President holds
about 15 meetings ranging from
security, economic to political issues.
A senior aide to the Acting President,
who spoke to our correspondent
yesterday on condition of anonymity
because he was not authorised to do
so, confirmed that the absence of
President Buhari was telling on
Osinbajo. “It’s really tough for the
acting President.
Everyone with a problem, from the
ministers, the state governors, the
leadership of the National Assembly,
the diplomatic community, security
agencies and many others, want his
attention.
“He has to attend to these officials and
other consultations from the private
sector as well as other organised
sectors. You can understand the
pressure this is exerting on the acting
President unlike when both leaders
were around,” the source noted.
Our correspondent also gathered that
following the official transfer of power
to the Vice President, the atmosphere
in Aso Rock is not tense as compared
to the crisis created during the days of
late President Umaru Yar’Adua and
Goodluck Jonathan.
“Every government official including
the President’s men are loyal to the
Acting President who is performing all
functions of the President.
“You can see that both the Chief of
Staff to the President Abba Kyari, the
Special Adviser to the President on
Media and Publicity Femi Adesina and
Garba Shehu who are the three closest
aides to Buhari here have been coming
to work. It’s one presidency,” another
aide to the Acting President noted
yesterday.
This week, Osinbajo met with the
Presidential Enabling Business
Environment Council (PEBEC), the
Presidential Task Force on Wheat and
Rice Production and the management
of South African Telecommunication
firm, MTN. Osinbajo was also in Lagos
on Thursday where he flagged off the
GreenBond as well as inspect facilities
at the Murtala Muhammed
International Airport. He also visited
The Gambia.
The Senior Special Assistant on Media
and Publicity to the Acting President,
Mr. Laolu Akande, who confirmed that
work load for his principal had
increased, however, said he was equal
to the task. Akande in an interview
with our correspondent said “The
Acting President is doing very well.
Even before the transmission of power
to him through the letter to the
National Assembly, he had been
hardworking.
“Let me tell you that the acting
President became a law teacher at 23,
a Professor at 33. Not many people
become professors so quick, that’s a
sign of hard work.
“He coordinated a lot of work as
Commissioner of Justice in Lagos State
and did that job with all seriousness
and a great sense of commitment.
“He has always been hardworking.
Hard work for him is an important
value and that is why he works round
the clock. In fact, the Acting President
has told me that Mr. President inspires
him a great deal,” Akande noted.

Morocco Seeks To Join Ecowas As Full Member
Morocco, a north African country, has
officially requested to join the Economic
Community of West African States
(ECOWAS) as a full member.
According to APA, the country’s Ministry
of Foreign Affairs and Cooperation issued
a statement on the plan to join the 15-
member West African bloc.
The kingdom of Morocco has informed
Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, President of
Liberia, who is the current chair of
ECOWAS of “its interest to join the
regional grouping as a full member” a
statement from the ministry said.
This request is in line with provisions of
ECOWAS founding treaty and in full
satisfaction of its membership criteria, it
asserted.
According to Morocco, its move comes “to
crown the strong political, human,
historical, religious and economic ties at
all levels with ECOWAS member
countries”.
It said these links were reinforced over
the last few years, through the king’s 23
visits to 11 countries in the region.
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The statement said these visits were
crowned by the signing of several
hundred agreements, which gave a
“strong” impetus to bilateral cooperation
with the 15 member countries of the
regional bloc.
Morocco also maintains institutional
relations with ECOWAS, through an
observer status, which has been in place
for several years.
Morocco has participated in several
meetings of the organization and has
contributed to its activities, particularly in
areas relating to peace and stability, the
statement added.
The desire to join ECOWAS is also part of
the royal vision for regional integration,
as a key to Africa’s economic take-off,
and is in line with the African policy of
King Mohammed VI, reflected by the
return of the kingdom to the African
Union (AU), the statement concluded.
The country was recently re-admitted
into the African Union (AU) after decades
of voluntary withdrawal from the
continental body.
The country embarked on diplomatic
shuttles to many African countries,
including Nigeria and Senegal to mend
sour relations and to seek support of the
countries for its admittance into AU.

Naira Gains On Parallel Market For Fourth Consecutive Day, Now N480/$
The Naira extends its gain against the US
dollar on Thursday for the fourth
consecutive day.
The local currency gained N21 from N501
it traded on Wednesday to close at N480
to a dollar. Bringing its total gain in a
week to N40 after reaching all-time low
of N520 on Monday.
On Monday, the CBN had announced a
new forex policy actions to cater for
categories previously excluded from the
official forex rate and increase forex
liquidity in the market.
The apex bank has since sold $370
million in an auction, forward contracts,
and also appropriated a weekly $20
million to commercial banks at N375 to a
dollar for school fees payment, medical
bills and personal travel allowance.
According to the traders, the buy rate
strengthened to N470 per dollar, from
N490/$ it closed on Wednesday. This was
after the CBN reportedly auctioned
another $230 million through forward
contracts on the interbank market.
Experts have said the continuous rise of
the foreign reserves has strengthened
CBN position but insisted sustainability is
the key to economic recovery.
“The effectiveness of the new policy
depend on sustenance, while sustenance
depends on continuous foreign exchange
generation through the sales of crude
oil,” said Samed Olukoya, a foreign
exchange research analyst at Investors
King Limited. “Another attack on any of
the pipelines could disrupt the whole
policy and hinder the nation from a
progressive economic recovery,” he
added.

Wike Leads The Arrest Of 15 Mechanics In Rivers Over Black Soot
In furtherance of the fight against the
pollution of the Rivers environment by
Particulate Matter, popularly referred to
as 'black soot', Rivers State Governor,
Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Friday ordered
the arrest of 15 mechanics engaged in
illegal burning of used tyres and
condemned engine oil.
The governor who ran into the mass
illegal burning of tyres and condemned
engine oil on Aba Road around the
Oyigbo axis.
Governor Wike who was returning from
Oyigbo where he attended the funeral
service of Late Sir Precious Oforji was
attracted by the inferno which emitted a
tick smoke into the atmosphere.
He directed his motorcade to stop. He
went into the large mechanic workshop
where the mechanics had used an open
field to burn the tyres and condemned
engine oil.
The governor who was in the company of
the Former Acting National Chairman of
PDP, Prince Uche Secondus, Rivers State
PDP Chairman, Bro Felix Obuah and
Former Rivers State Governor, Sir
Celestine Omehia directed the State Fire
Service to put out the fire.
He also stated that immediate steps be
taken to ensure that the fire did not
spread to neighbouring houses in the
area.
On the arrest of the mechanics polluting
the environment, he said that the State
Government will liaise with relevant
security agencies to ensure they are
prosecuted.
Governor Wike noted that his
administration is working with all
stakeholders to ensure that the black
soot polluting the atmosphere is brought
under control.
He said nobody will be allowed to
endanger the lives of the people of the
state through harmful environmental
practices.
The governor assured the people of
Rivers State that the Task Force set up to
tackle the black soot had been duly
empowered to ensure that the state's
environment is safe for all residents.
Simeon Nwakaudu,
Special Assistant to the Rivers State
Governor, Electronic Media.
24th February, 2017.

Lassa Fever Kills 4 In Bauchi
The Bauchi State Ministry of Health has
confirmed the death of four patients out
of the five cases of Lassa fever in Bauchi,
Alkaleri and Ganjuwa Local Government
Areas of the state.
The Commissioner for Health, Dr Halima
Muqaddas, made the confirmation on
Friday while addressing journalists in
Bauchi.
“We have confirmed five cases of Lassa
fever from Jan. 24 to date. Three cases
from Bauchi Local Government and the
three are dead.
“In Alkaleri, we had one case and the
patient died while in Ganjuwa, it was only
one case and the person is alive and is
being treated.
“The cases were found in different local
governments that we have never had a
single case in previous years.
“This disease is due to the non-adherence
to maintaining personal and
environmental hygiene,” she said.
Muqaddas said that all suspected cases
would be quarantined at the Abubakar
Tafawa Balewa Teaching Hospital,
Bauchi.
The commissioner directed all health
facilities in the state to treat all cases
with utmost caution to fast-track
diagnosis of the disease.
Saturday, February 18
Check out this beautiful, young police woman

Checkout Olubadan's Attire As He Goes Shopping In London
Today Is Five Star CEO, E-Money Birthday!

Wednesday, February 8
Funke Akindele Declare Support For Big Brother Naija Housemate, Bisola
Friday, January 6
Little Girl Kidnapped At Ipaja Ayobo, Lagos Released

Singer Di'ja Shares Adorable Photo Of Her Hubby & Son

"2015 I became a Wife, 2016 I became a mother, 2017 we will all be alive and well and ready to KICK ASS... I want to thank my family, friends and Mavins Records for all the support! Thank you for your kindness and respect. Ma shaaAllah.... I LOVE MY LIFE ANYTIME IM WITH YOU..... to all my fans thank you"
Man Faints After Airtel Hands Him N10million Cheque He Won In Promo

Glo-CAF Awards 2016 : Full list of winners
The 2016 Glo CAF awards took place at the International convention centre, Abuja. Here's the full list of winners:
African Player of the Year
Riyad MAHREZ (Algeria & Leicester City)
African Player of the Year – Based in Africa
Denis ONYANGO (Uganda & Mamelodi Sundowns)
Women’s Player of the Year
Asisat OSHOALA (Nigeria & Arsenal Ladies)
Most Promising Talent
Kelechi IHEANACHO (Nigeria & Manchester City)
Youth Player of the Year
Alex IWOBI (Nigeria and Arsenal)
Coach of the Year
Pitso MOSIMANE (Mamelodi Sundowns)
Club of the Year
Mamelodi Sundowns
National Team of the Year
Uganda
Women’s National Team of the Year
Nigeria
Referee of the Year
Bakary Papa GASSAMA
Football Leader of the Year
Manuel LOPES NASCIMENTO, President of Guinea Bissau Football Federation
Legend Award
Laurent POKOU, Former player of Cote d’Ivoire
Emilienne MBANGO, Former player of Cameroon
African Player of the Year
Riyad MAHREZ (Algeria & Leicester City)
African Player of the Year – Based in Africa
Denis ONYANGO (Uganda & Mamelodi Sundowns)
Women’s Player of the Year
Asisat OSHOALA (Nigeria & Arsenal Ladies)
Most Promising Talent
Kelechi IHEANACHO (Nigeria & Manchester City)
Youth Player of the Year
Alex IWOBI (Nigeria and Arsenal)
Coach of the Year
Pitso MOSIMANE (Mamelodi Sundowns)
Club of the Year
Mamelodi Sundowns
National Team of the Year
Uganda
Women’s National Team of the Year
Nigeria
Referee of the Year
Bakary Papa GASSAMA
Football Leader of the Year
Manuel LOPES NASCIMENTO, President of Guinea Bissau Football Federation
Legend Award
Laurent POKOU, Former player of Cote d’Ivoire
Emilienne MBANGO, Former player of Cameroon
Wednesday, December 14
Check out the "Ambode Babes" official bus seen in Lagos

This bus was spotted in lagos, lol
Sunday, December 11
Vacancy poster for an evangelist spotted in Asaba (photo)
This was spotted in Asaba, Delta state and many are questioning how appropriate it is advertising God's work like this. What are your thoughts?
Friday, December 9
Tuesday, December 6
"Sai Baba"; Caption This Funny Photo Of "President Buhari And His Musician"

This hilarious cartoon featuring president buhari and his 'special musician' is currently making waves online

